Zippo + Slipknot = Michael Jackson

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I have fairly long hair.

This morning while I was on break at work, I walked outside to sit on a bench. I pulled out my iPod at threw on some Slipknot to boost my adrenaline for the job. I am headbanging for a few minutes, and once I stop I go to light my cigar with my Zippo.

As you probably guessed, I lit my damn hair on fire.

I wasn't paying much attention, I was a bit hyped up. Upon striking the flint on my lighter, the front part of my hair flared up with a whoosh and some crackling. I immediately started slapping the small fire out with my hands, it was quite easy. But the smell of burning hair wasn't pleasant.

Slipknot is too light for my taste, fact is that it's not BM.

BM? I've got a small acronym vocabulary.

Just don't judge my tastes on Slipknot, righty? No, I agree they're not really that heavy but I can headbang to it if I wanted to.

"BM" stands for "Black Metal", and I think Slipknot is overrated in their genre, I have only one song I like of them, but it's just a matter of taste.

I like some Slipknot to each his own.

this formula is hilarious

Indeed, extremely overrated. But that's me, I like anything if I can enjoy it. And I wouldn't even call them metal. Even the Iowa album is just a different type of deal to me.

And after 13 hours and 2 washes, my hair still stinks.