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Madness commencing NOW:

The sound of gravel makes me want to eat the sex of spaghetti.



Toilet revolution! The sanctitty of cheescake!

This is your mother:

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Thank you for the bananas! Have an infinite parchment:



Does anyone else know how to resist the end of dreamtime? How about trilobytes?

The long and winding snake hissed and baked a cake.

^ So says Queen Elizabeth III.

Autotune my shower and put the primrose in business class.

I'm not very good at statements like those above, but something somewhat surreal was that the other day the checkout girl at the grocery store told me that they got a new tanning bed at the auto body shop.

Really.

I go to the one at the beauty parlor, but there is apparently a new and nice one at the garage. I won't go to it though because 1) that place belongs to a guy who ripped me off before

and

2) it's about a mile away and much too far to walk every day.

I've never heard of one at a car place before.

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.

The link to the forum is http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com

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When I was changing my tyres, my legs came off. Fortunately, I had a baguette I could use the in meantime. You have to consider the meaning of pastry, sometimes.

Sometimes I like to read the roaches who are dancing happily on top of the freshly-baked doughnuts in an effort to protest having their legs replaced with spaghetti noodles.

Uncle Vanya still peels lemons by candle-light; we tell him he should use a razor but only the dog has the answer.

Have you seen the computers who flew on the airplane that has feathers covering its eyes?

Strawberry fish!
Cowboy spaghetti!
J*ck*ng off Baseball!
and Bruce Lee jazz

Rock and roll burrito!

Hippies with machine guns.

Ten Dimensions Explained in 11 Minutes

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Gotl9vRGs[/youtube]

All of the reindeer shouted at the heffalumps when pizza invaded the great nation of Who Dat.