that we believe in a God, which makes us the Christian version of Iran
That we'd nuke anyone, given a reason, or just to keep in practice
That we don't understand intellectualism, global warming, philosophy, deconstruction, or anything that every European knows in their hereditary memory...
That we won't embrace the metric system, multilateralism, and socialism.
That even our leftists are rightists...
That there's nothing you really to know about America, because we're all alike.
That we really are inferior to the rest of the world, but we're so dangerous the rest of the world should declare war on us
Honestly, I think mutual ignorance probably balances the two sides, anyway...
Stereotypes, not a summary of the nation. :p