Can the zombie apocalypse please hurry the frig up?

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01 Apr 2010, 11:07 am

I dont know about you but i cant wait until the zombies rise when scientist mess with DNA and stuff and trigger the dead to rise that would be awsome i would loot all the shops! grab myself a shotgun and pop some zombie skulls baby! Come on 2012.... although i doupt that is going to be zombies maybe the world might just blow up that would suck! any one else exited until zombies come?


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01 Apr 2010, 1:25 pm

Wrong place wrong time...
Hoodoo voodoo in Haiti...

Zombies are apparently used instead of people in some
late FPS games, since they are extreme enough violence
that they can justify it by killing what's already dead anyway.

Also it is apparently a metaphor for what might happen to
the public if a nukewar or infrastructure-breakdown occurs
and the masses are not intelligent enough to deal with it.

I don't think the apocalypse is going to be anything like
people imagine and produce visual images of it. It will
probably happen very quickly (within a day maybe).

If its a nukewar, the shops will be empty, contaminated,
or full of useless nuked junk if you make it to them.
Without infrastructure, even not-nuked junk isn't going to work.



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01 Apr 2010, 1:56 pm

Well thats a let down... if the world ever does plunge into nuclear war then the outcome shouldnt be too clear being as most of the big shot countrys have their own nukes and the only reason they dont fire is becuse the other countrys could target them in return and wipe them out. The closest i could imagine the world could look like is like what you see on the game Fallout 3. :?


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01 Apr 2010, 3:26 pm

Just walk down a street in any city. The dead walk among us already. Sluggishly puttering around in malls, meandering randomly across pavements, loafing slackly in access ways; oblivious to anything but their I pods, I phones and I pants. You may however get into trouble for 'popping' one with a shotgun, much as you may want to.


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01 Apr 2010, 4:21 pm

Mouldy wrote:
I dont know about you but i cant wait until the zombies rise when scientist mess with DNA and stuff and trigger the dead to rise that would be awsome i would loot all the shops! grab myself a shotgun and pop some zombie skulls baby! Come on 2012.... although i doupt that is going to be zombies maybe the world might just blow up that would suck! any one else exited until zombies come?


I doubt your sanity.


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01 Apr 2010, 6:42 pm

Giftorcurse wrote:
Mouldy wrote:
I dont know about you but i cant wait until the zombies rise when scientist mess with DNA and stuff and trigger the dead to rise that would be awsome i would loot all the shops! grab myself a shotgun and pop some zombie skulls baby! Come on 2012.... although i doupt that is going to be zombies maybe the world might just blow up that would suck! any one else exited until zombies come?


I doubt your sanity.


I was thinking intoxication...



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01 Apr 2010, 8:46 pm

In case of nuclear war, I know every fall out shelter in the city, plus those in neighboring towns. I have a pocket knife, and believe me, I know how to use it on the average flesh and blood human. There is a ton of bulk retail stores where I live, all of which have guns and ammunition and generators and gas and canned food and iron gates on the only entrance. I know how to hotwire a car and drive it. I have a portable Mp3 player with FM that I keep on NPR. I can even charge it with random crap if need be, but despite it being a 512MB bad reception thing, it has a battery life of almost three days on the volume I set it for. I can build crude broadcasting equipment. I also can make high powered explosives off of the stuff in your basement. Electric fences are fun too. I can make complex traps with limited resources. I am in complete control of my emotions, and am decent at keeping others in control of themselves.

If nuclear war happens, I have nothing to fear. I am prepared. If zombies happen, then I am screwed like every other person.

This is not paranoia. Each of these was part of one of my obsessions.


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01 Apr 2010, 9:00 pm

What is all this zombie nonsense? Everyone knows the machines will rise up! The only thing they can't do better than us is sell paper as The Office has proved, Dwight might just be our ticket to salvation.



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01 Apr 2010, 9:04 pm

jeffhermy wrote:
What is all this zombie nonsense? Everyone knows the machines will rise up! The only thing they can't do better than us is sell paper as The Office has proved, Dwight might just be our ticket to salvation.


they already have. havent you seen zuzu pets.......oh yes they are plotting as we speak



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03 Apr 2010, 7:53 am

[/quote] I doubt your sanity. [/quote]

Y'know i doupt my own sanity aswell :? just take it a day at a time... :P


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03 Apr 2010, 7:58 am

What the heck, zombie apocalypse?



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03 Apr 2010, 8:14 am

Yeah you know? when all the dead rise to feast upon the flesh of the living :wink: They are all the rage in horror films one guy even wrote a zombie survival guide its like a thick book full of information on how to survive the attack


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