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19 Jun 2010, 5:54 pm

I was checking out the pop culture rubbish on the Daily Mail website. There's an article (link here) about how Debenhams have stopped using airbrushed pictures of models. It compares a real image of a model with an airbrushed version.
In the comments below, Shane from Wigan says "I prefer the airbrushed picture, she looks a bit fat in the original especially her thighs". Fellow readers have given him (at last count) 2,972 thumbs-down.



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19 Jun 2010, 8:01 pm

Thinking about all the stuff I got done, today makes me laugh about why I didn't get it done, sooner. :lol:


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20 Jun 2010, 6:30 am

this will be hard to explain because i am ready for sleep.

i saved $500 due to the greed of an IT administrator.

last week, i submitted a new sub system to a company i work for, and it was supposed to have 6 modules, but in the end, they only needed 5 modules.

when i got there and presented them with my bill, and it was for 6 modules at $2,500 each. (i intentionally wanted to try a trick out so i did not alter my bill prior to getting there)
they told me that they only needed 5 modules and that i had already been told that a week ago, and i should see the administrator to sort it out.

so, when i got to the administrators office, i agreed to reduce my invoice by the price of 1 module.

i did not give him time to think, and i said "i forget how much was i going to charge for each module. was it $2,000 or $2,500?". he said "$2,000".

i said "really? i thought it was $2,500, but i might be wrong".

the system administrator is a greedy man and he is the type of person who always looks for loopholes to save the company money, and he reaffirmed aggressively "nahhh mate!! you agreed on $2,000!!".
i said "ok then" and i reduced his bill by $2,000 rather than $2,500.

what an idiot. i was taxed to my limits in restraining my uprising of mirth.

after i left the office and got back in my car i laughed my head off and thought "thank goodness for greed".



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20 Jun 2010, 10:45 am

Image

Yes, the road sign speaks of something not good but, odd though.. :lol:



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20 Jun 2010, 5:12 pm

This Steve Goodie song/vid
Tweetin On A Jet Plane :arrow:
So text me and chat with me, quick, before I hit a tree
I missed my stop, by a hundred miles or so
'Cause I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, the one I should be piloting
OMG, I got to go


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UieFk6yq74w[/youtube]


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21 Jun 2010, 7:58 am

Nihilism. No, seriously. A couple of days ago, I was bored out of my skull and it was turning into depression and existential nausea (I don't react entirely well to boredom). I then began thinking about the ultimate futility of all human endeavour, the absurdity of existence, and the absurdity of worrying oneself over futility (what, worrying will magically make life purposeful>), and I just cracked up laughing and felt very cheered up.


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21 Jun 2010, 9:34 am

I was about to make half a pot of coffee, and my dad walked into the kitchen and told me not to run any water, because he's having a shower. It's almost like he caught me in the act, of getting ready to give in to my latest addiction. At least I'm not addicted to energy drinks, anymore. I better make a pot of tea.


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21 Jun 2010, 11:33 am

Last thing that made me laugh was Toy Story 3.



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21 Jun 2010, 1:17 pm

Reading some diary entries someone wrote from one of Aladdin's ex girlfriends who thought he was a secret agent.


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21 Jun 2010, 1:47 pm

The comments my husband made around a photo I posted on Facebook....


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21 Jun 2010, 2:22 pm

Me and veilorex were talking about hyena's giving birth yesterday. Laughs ensued.



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21 Jun 2010, 4:25 pm

funny? Seeing how someone wound up going to the wrong apartment in regards to pizza delivery..



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21 Jun 2010, 4:29 pm

The fact that I could be alone, for the rest of the afternoon.


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22 Jun 2010, 7:28 am

This thread title

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Scientology and its tentacles
in the PPR forum. It made me imagine a Scientology octopus.


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23 Jun 2010, 7:15 am

That stupid woman who was pissing off everybody at my clubhouse, yesterday morning. The one that nobody likes. The one that I had a nightmare, about. :lol:


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