What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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^^^even though it is two guys, that sounds like a masculine versus feminine dream. yin and yang.

In some kind of store trying to find strange clothes that fit me... while naked of course.

I dreamt I was exploring the woods somewhere with my older sister, and we came upon a cave, and near the rear of the cave was a pile of cardboard and such leaned up against a wall, we moved it out of the way and found a beagle juvenile [dog] cowering, we picked it up and fed it and pet it and reassured it, then my sister got out a portable animal sphygmomanometer and wrapped the cuff around its paw, then mysteriously set the systolic maximum at a painful 250 mm/mercury, which made the poor thing writhe and howl and try to escape the punishment. then I awoke.

I dreamt that willy was standing at attention, and when I awoke, the dream came true.

At the plasma center I fell asleep while donating (not supposed to do that) and dreamt I was holding a bag of marbles. A guy came up to me and woke me and I dropped the bag in my dream and spilt marbles on the floor the moment he woke me up.

I am amazed I haven't had any snow dreams recently. or any dreams, for that matter. hmph.

I had a vague dream about my sister's elderly gray cat, Anja. it was being nice to me

What a sweet dream, auntblabby. I have had animals in my dreams quite often.

I’m trying to smoke in the office bathroom after hours. Coworkers keep barging in & out & the toilet stalls are too short to hide me.

I dreamed that I was married again, though every time my wife spoke she sounded like Aeryn Sun from FarScape.

I was reading an incredibly absorbing, mysterious book I found on my mother's shelf (IRL my mother has a huge collection of valuable books).
Instead of the cover, the book had a pair of warm, sweaty male feet.

There is a building from my childhood which is very sentimental to me, but it was demolished many years ago. Unfortunately we don't have any decent pictures of it other than indoor close-ups where you can't see the building as a whole. It's always frustrated me since "childhood photos" from my life are a huge special interest.

Today I dreamed I was in the back of a car with my brother, as if we were children, but I think we were teenagers. My mother was the front-seat passenger but I don't know who was driving. I don't think it was my dad. I was in a very sullen mood, cranky and non-communicative because of my mother's presence. Suddenly the car stopped and I jumped out, surprised to find that we were gone back in time!

The world turned sepia-toned, and there was a little white border around my entire field of vision, like the thin white edges of an old photo. There was a small inscription at the bottom of this scene, again much like a photograph would have.

The building that I love was right in front of my "photo vision", in the process of being demolished. There were brick "beams" in the corners but the walls were gone, and wildflowers were growing throughout like vines. The old fireplace and chimney were still intact but crumbling. It was the framework or "bones" of the building that means so much to me, in sepia-tone, in the past, and I was there inside this 3D photograph. It looked incredibly real-to-life, and I saw details that I had otherwise forgotten over time.

I was so excited to see it that I screamed with joy and became very animated, two things I would never do in real life with my mother present. She was delighted to see such an enthusiastic response on my part! She said that we could stay and take photos but we would have to leave by "13:58". I was using my phone to take pictures and I noticed it was already "13:59", so I was very confused because my mother didn't seem to be rushing us. That's when I realised there was an error pertaining to time and that we must have time-travelled. I was trying to sort out if I was in "true reality", or "time travel happening in real life", or "time travel happening in a dream", or whether it was just a dream with nonsensical elements such as the odd clock times.

I sense this dream was going to continue because it was really intense, but my dog woke me up to go outside.
It was really bad timing.

I dreamt my older brother visited me from beyond the grave, looking much as he did in his early 30s.