How I got tossed out of Disney World

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26 Jun 2010, 2:25 am

Several decades ago I went to Disney World and I told the following joke which led to my being escorted out of Disney World by their security people (to their credit they refunded the price of the admission).

It goes thus:

Mickey Mouse is in divorce court seeking to end his marriage with Minnie. The Judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce on the strength of your allegation that Mrs. Mouse (Minnie) is crazy" Mickey says to the Judge: "Your honor, I never, ever said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofey".

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26 Jun 2010, 2:35 am

that joke is ancient, still funny:lol:



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26 Jun 2010, 2:39 am

Yeah I've heard that one too, hilarious.

How did you manage to get that much attention for a single joke? Were you yelling it out or something? lol. I'll bet you could go there today and say it all day and you wouldn't even get kicked out, teens and 20 somethings are always cursing at the top of their lungs.



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26 Jun 2010, 3:53 am

ruveyn wrote:
Several decades ago I went to Disney World and I told the following joke which led to my being escorted out of Disney World by their security people (to their credit they refunded the price of the admission).

It goes thus:

Mickey Mouse is in divorce court seeking to end his marriage with Minnie. The Judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce on the strength of your allegation that Mrs. Mouse (Minnie) is crazy" Mickey says to the Judge: "Your honor, I never, ever said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofey".

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Well its new to me - and very funny too! Guess the disney guys take things too seriously though


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26 Jun 2010, 4:19 am

Micky Mouse is serious business.



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26 Jun 2010, 4:27 am

niceeee :lol:


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26 Jun 2010, 5:55 am

Asp-Z wrote:
Micky Mouse is serious business.


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26 Jun 2010, 7:54 am

ruveyn wrote:
Several decades ago I went to Disney World and I told the following joke which led to my being escorted out of Disney World by their security people (to their credit they refunded the price of the admission).

It goes thus:

Mickey Mouse is in divorce court seeking to end his marriage with Minnie. The Judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce on the strength of your allegation that Mrs. Mouse (Minnie) is crazy" Mickey says to the Judge: "Your honor, I never, ever said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofey".

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hahahahahaaha... :lol: Oh gosh, you shouldn't have told them that, that was just pure classic.
At least you did manage to get your refund. :)


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26 Jun 2010, 8:47 am

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Alright I have GOT to try that with my g-pigs. The crazy one will love it.


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26 Jun 2010, 11:13 am

lol that joke is so funny :o :o :o :o :o :o :o



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26 Jun 2010, 12:25 pm

You got kicked out for that?

And you spelled Goofy wrong.



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27 Jun 2010, 5:05 am

LOL those guys overreacted :lol: .


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27 Jun 2010, 5:17 am

sylvr wrote:
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Alright I have GOT to try that with my g-pigs. The crazy one will love it.


Don't you mean the one that's f***ing Goofy? :lol:

ruveyn, I've never heard it before and it's the best joke I've heard in a while :lol:


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27 Jun 2010, 6:32 am

Dean and I told that joke to our middle aged friends, three years, ago. They weren't impressed, and than they asked us, why we were the only ones laughing. :lol:


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27 Jun 2010, 7:02 am

Security at Disney World................has the same sort of ring as 'Church Security' (and yes, they have those too) :wink: :arrow:


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28 Jun 2010, 1:23 pm

I don't get that joke. :? You mean she was goofy?


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