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mjs82
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10 Jul 2010, 8:26 am

New Zealand and Australia are joining forces and forming one nation called NEW AUSTREALANDESIA. To ensure a 50/50 swap, the new capital will be an oil tanker parked half way between the countries in the Tasman Sea. Instead of calling us Kiwis and Aussies, you may now call us Kissies and Russell Crowe will now be split in half again by a chainsaw.

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10 Jul 2010, 8:33 am

Does this mean our currencies will be merged??

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10 Jul 2010, 8:46 am

blue_bean wrote:

Does this mean our currencies will be merged??

Yes but in order to do this we just need to process your accounts through our Nigerian bankers, so we'll need all your credit card, atm card and pin numbers.

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10 Jul 2010, 8:56 am

Here's a random fact that you might not know:

Did you know that if you say the country NEW ZEALAND really fast it sounds like NAZILAND? Truth or fact: you decide.

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10 Jul 2010, 9:07 am

What happened to the Old Zealand anyway?

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10 Jul 2010, 9:29 am

blue_bean wrote:

What happened to the Old Zealand anyway?

"Zealand" is the name of a region of Netherland.

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10 Jul 2010, 8:53 pm

Psychopompos wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

What happened to the Old Zealand anyway?

"Zealand" is the name of a region of Netherland.

I don't trust the Nether-regions

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11 Jul 2010, 12:30 am

mjs82 wrote:

Here's a random fact that you might not know:

Did you know that if you say the country NEW ZEALAND really fast it sounds like NAZILAND? Truth or fact: you decide.

I think it sounds more like NUZULLAND

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