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04 Aug 2010, 7:45 am

Don't tell anybody, but I've been harbouring a family of badgers in my attic in order to save them from badger persecution.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:46 am

blue_bean wrote:

Don't tell anybody, but I've been harbouring a family of badgers in my attic in order to save them from badger persecution.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:47 am

LabPet wrote:

My porcupine wants to mate with your badger

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04 Aug 2010, 7:58 am

LabPet wrote:

My porcupine wants to mate with your badger

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04 Aug 2010, 2:11 pm

ShenLong wrote:

LabPet wrote:

My porcupine wants to mate with your badger

I should have clarified........Porcupine thread:
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... &p=2955502

Then, there'd be a badger with quills!

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04 Aug 2010, 4:03 pm

I want a hedgehog rather than a porcupine. On my way home from work recently I saw a young hedgehog. It looked so small and cute. But I do not think it would be a good idea to keep it in my house, my dogs might hurt it.

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04 Aug 2010, 4:45 pm

The badger ate my chocolate!

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04 Aug 2010, 11:21 pm

sufi wrote:

Your right! I am from Michigan and there are Badgers everywhere here.
I must embrace
I must embrace
I must embrace

Well, I do agree that the Wolverines have been pretty pathetic in recent years.

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04 Aug 2010, 11:27 pm

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Badgers???

Nobody's afraid of badgers anymore, not since yesterday

I beg to differ with you on that one, the Badgers are FEARED in the Big 10 conference!

:hail:

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05 Aug 2010, 3:30 am

Badger: A Poem
by
The Majestic Lord of the Sock Puppets

O'Badger: why do you kill?
Is it because you're psychologically ill?
Or is it because the meat you like the best
Is the fatty taste of human flesh?
O'Badger: I'm really quite scared
That you'll catch me unawares
On the bowl or in my bed
One quick bite and I'll be dead
O'Badger: please don't eat me
I'm still quite attached to my body
Unless of course that is instead
You decide to start with my head

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05 Aug 2010, 6:08 pm

It's too late! L00K.....the badger has infiltrated:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp2967844.html#2967844

I see badgers. They're everywhere.
And they don't even know they're badgers.

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05 Aug 2010, 6:09 pm

i don't get, is badger a joke

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05 Aug 2010, 6:32 pm

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a badger who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away

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06 Aug 2010, 9:20 am

INTELLIGENCE ALERT: We have picked up on news that the badgers are taking flying lessons and airpilot courses at aiports across the country. They may or may not be planning to launch a large scale terrorist attack on popular national monuments using their newfound skills.

If you spot any suspicious badger behavior please report it to your relevant government agency.

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06 Aug 2010, 9:21 am

Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I always say.

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06 Aug 2010, 1:36 pm

Code Ecru. I did report a badger happening, to no avail..........

LabPet wrote:

It's too late! L00K.....the badger has infiltrated:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp2967844.html#2967844

I see badgers. They're everywhere.
And they don't even know they're badgers.

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