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ShadesOfMe
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17 Jul 2006, 11:08 pm

That thing about the post office is so true. The smell is rather comforting, I think.



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17 Jul 2006, 11:29 pm

I wonder if Hedwig, my albino parakeet, is ill. She's sleeping almost all day.



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17 Jul 2006, 11:31 pm

You have am albino Parakeet? Thats sooo Cool!! ! She might be sick. My dad's cockatiel sleeps when he's particularly grumoy.



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18 Jul 2006, 5:55 am

Good morning everyone.



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18 Jul 2006, 7:30 am

I think I am ready for a new inspiring idea. But how do I get it? I wonder what will inspire me the rest of the day.



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18 Jul 2006, 7:36 am

I always wanted to teach sex education. I’d try to do it like stand-up comedy. I’d start with vocabulary generation. I’d write the word “penis” on the board and ask the class if I spelled that right. Then I’d say, “I never cared much for this word. It sounds so clinical, like it’s in a jar, on a shelf somewhere.” It’s probably a good thing I didn’t become a teacher. I can get into more than enough trouble just working in the Library.

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18 Jul 2006, 7:40 am

I need to clean my room there is rubbish everywhere o well maybe someone else will do it :lol: 8)



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18 Jul 2006, 8:15 am

I'd rather drink a nice cup of Tea, than get into a bed with a Man.



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18 Jul 2006, 8:21 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I'd rather drink a nice cup of Tea, than get into a bed with a Man.
Well that's interesting. Why do you think that is?
I read once that most people said they would rather watch TV than have sex.

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18 Jul 2006, 8:24 am

The Massanutten Ski Slope is one of the dangerous slopes in the USA.



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18 Jul 2006, 8:29 am

MrMark wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I'd rather drink a nice cup of Tea, than get into a bed with a Man.
Well that's interesting. Why do you think that is?
I read once that most people said they would rather watch TV than have sex.

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Maybe it's Because I'm a Londoner. :lol:



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18 Jul 2006, 8:34 am

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Maybe it's Because I'm a Londoner. :lol:
Isn't that the stereotype, that you're all sexually repressed but you love your tea? And besides, I thought you put the grrr in swinger, baby!

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18 Jul 2006, 9:17 am

I'd rather look at a Routemaster than look at a Male Model. How's that for a stereotype. :wink:



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18 Jul 2006, 9:21 pm

my body needs sleep :)

night 8)



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18 Jul 2006, 10:38 pm

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I'm hungry!
I got hungry just befor I read that... freaky.

If an Aminscivl ju cuts down a tree in a forest, and the tree kills it, does anyone care? (the answer is no)