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30 Sep 2006, 5:09 pm

Sephiroth decides to come out of the closet and join a gay pride parade. The third coming never happens.

When will my team win a world championship??


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30 Sep 2006, 6:58 pm

When you start to follow the right team. :)


Why is it that, when you have two mechanisms and one needs oil, oiling them both messes up the other one?


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30 Sep 2006, 7:07 pm

Because fate is monstrous and empty. Immanis et inanis.

What is one reason I shouldn't beat up Scrapheap for what he said about Sephiroth.


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30 Sep 2006, 9:22 pm

Because it's not nice to pound on people.

What will the Internet be like in 2026?



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30 Sep 2006, 9:30 pm

Same as it is now but worse

Why won't the voices in my head shut up :cry:


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30 Sep 2006, 9:43 pm

You left your record player on, and it's skipping quite a bit.

Why do we celebrate Easter?


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30 Sep 2006, 9:44 pm

Because they have something to tell you.

Are you an aspie?



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30 Sep 2006, 9:53 pm

Can't you tell I'm obsessed with FFVII.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:54 pm

Somewhere in the single digit range.

Pie?


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30 Sep 2006, 9:56 pm

Yes

are you sleepy?



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30 Sep 2006, 9:57 pm

no.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:58 pm

Nope, through the nose.

Is Star going to get an Avatar?


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30 Sep 2006, 9:59 pm

No.

Are you related to Hitler.


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30 Sep 2006, 10:01 pm

Yes, I will get one.

and one winged angel, no I am not related to Hitler.

Do you speak to Jeffery Dahmer?



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30 Sep 2006, 10:04 pm

Nope

Are you afraid of the dark?



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30 Sep 2006, 10:07 pm

yes.

Do you like to feed peanut butter to dogs?