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07 Jul 2006, 12:33 pm

I could tell ya, but then i'd have to kill you.

What is the meaning of life?

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07 Jul 2006, 12:55 pm

42 (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

What's the ultimate question?

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07 Jul 2006, 1:05 pm

What is the time (that is the ultimate question)

Why do we sleep?

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07 Jul 2006, 1:17 pm

To see what crazy dreams we can have

What would happen in an aspie world?

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07 Jul 2006, 5:26 pm

We'd be living in The Matrix.

How come Bad Foods taste good and Good Foods taste bad?

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07 Jul 2006, 5:38 pm

thats not true... people just tell you good tasting food is bad so they will have more good tasting food for themselves

why do need have six legs
edit - why do they need to have six legs

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07 Jul 2006, 7:07 pm

Four legs good, six legs better.

Why do they call it a hot water heater?

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07 Jul 2006, 9:39 pm

Iammeandnooneelse wrote:

42 (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

What's the ultimate question?

Too good to pass up...

WHAT... DO YOU GET... WHEN YOU MULTIPLY... SIX BY NINE?
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Because it doesn't heat anything else.

Why is the grass not purple?

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07 Jul 2006, 10:22 pm

If Grass was Purple, than Violets would have to be Green, and than they would be called Greenlets.

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07 Jul 2006, 10:23 pm

If Grass was Purple, than Violets would have to be Green, and than they would be called Greenlets.

Why isn't the Sky Red?

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07 Jul 2006, 10:38 pm

If the sky was red we'd all be living on mars

Why can't anyone dig a hole to china?

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07 Jul 2006, 10:42 pm

Because they have not yet acquired the proper digging licences.

how do i shot web?

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08 Jul 2006, 5:26 pm

web shooters and very expensive chemicals

why are don't cats speak english

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08 Jul 2006, 10:52 pm

the speak felinese

why can't some people shutup?

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09 Jul 2006, 10:56 am

bizarre wrote:

why can't some people shutup?

They like to hear themselves talk.

If AS is a made up condition, then, what the h*ll is wrong with us?

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09 Jul 2006, 2:37 pm

we are aliens

why do clouds come in so many shapes

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