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Raph522
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08 Jul 2006, 5:26 pm

web shooters and very expensive chemicals

why are don't cats speak english

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08 Jul 2006, 10:52 pm

the speak felinese

why can't some people shutup?

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09 Jul 2006, 10:56 am

bizarre wrote:

why can't some people shutup?

They like to hear themselves talk.

If AS is a made up condition, then, what the h*ll is wrong with us?

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09 Jul 2006, 2:37 pm

we are aliens

why do clouds come in so many shapes

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09 Jul 2006, 2:41 pm

Because clouds love eachother.

Why do some men dislike asking for directions?

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09 Jul 2006, 2:43 pm

because they know the directions.... people just keep changing the roads around."

why does 5 come before 6

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09 Jul 2006, 6:53 pm

because 6 already came with 9 and wasn't realy in the mood anyways.

Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway??

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10 Jul 2006, 4:39 am

Well, you can't drive on a driveway because of all the park cars, and if you park on a parkway you'd be droven away.

Why do fools fall in love?

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10 Jul 2006, 6:32 am

to make more fools.

where does the sun go at night

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10 Jul 2006, 2:52 pm

the sun lives in China, it goes there to recharge.

Why do they call them Apartments if they're all together? Should'nt they be called Togetherments??

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10 Jul 2006, 2:57 pm

if they where called togetherments they would be apart

why don't fish blink

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