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11 Jul 2006, 2:27 pm

Ummm , you're supposed to put up another question.

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11 Jul 2006, 2:47 pm

Ooops yeh.

Why are all the similes yellow?

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11 Jul 2006, 5:10 pm

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

Why are all the similes yellow?

why do people really wear hats and visors

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11 Jul 2006, 5:36 pm

To protect their thoughts from the mind-reading government satelites.

Oh God, I know too much. They're coming to get me, aren't they?

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11 Jul 2006, 5:37 pm

yes they are... they are coming for all of us..

my question

who is coming?

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11 Jul 2006, 8:51 pm

The Locomotion Police from the Ministry of Silly Walks!!

What will they say when they come through the door??

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11 Jul 2006, 8:55 pm

"Get in the car, all of you"

where are we going?

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11 Jul 2006, 10:01 pm

"To Hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride!"

This is starting to sound too much like the "continue the story" thread.

Why do guys like boobs so much??

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11 Jul 2006, 11:30 pm

Because they don't have them...

Why are dogs man's best friend and not cats?

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12 Jul 2006, 12:14 am

because dogs are sell-outs

is the glass half full or half empty?

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12 Jul 2006, 5:24 am

Well, I could tell you that........ but then I'd have to kill you?

How do we know the sky is really blue and we're not just colourblind?

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12 Jul 2006, 7:08 am

because when pieces of the sky fall, they are sent to labs to be tested.... we have determined the sky is blue... but a darker blue than what everyone sees

why do we walk instead of rolling or hopping...

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