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02 Jul 2006, 5:41 pm

because our wings fall off when we are two

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03 Jul 2006, 3:24 am

yes they do but change their minds five secords later because they forget what they wanted in the last 5 secords.

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03 Jul 2006, 6:28 am

because the people making them were all out of blue

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03 Jul 2006, 8:28 am

Because wuth all their grooming, they lick them smooth and into nonexoistence.

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03 Jul 2006, 11:24 am

Because it proves their superiority.

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03 Jul 2006, 2:19 pm

because they aren't tired, so they get dizzy and disoriented and pass out.

why is a hat called a hat?


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03 Jul 2006, 2:29 pm

Little known fact: Hats were going to be called ertyuuisdrtgddsirtaltysis, but they scraped it, because it was too long, and noone could pronouce it.

Why is blue so... Blue?



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03 Jul 2006, 3:08 pm

cause it ran out of zoloft.

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03 Jul 2006, 3:11 pm

because if it were any other color it would not be blue


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03 Jul 2006, 11:32 pm

mistaked post.



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03 Jul 2006, 11:34 pm

cause thats how they spell. thy don't have hands to hold pencils

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04 Jul 2006, 1:15 pm

Because cats and dogs don't need lint because cannivores

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04 Jul 2006, 1:46 pm

yes they do, in some parts of the world it is considered a delicacy

why can't a leapard change it's spots?


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04 Jul 2006, 2:03 pm

Because they were drawn on with permanent marker.

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04 Jul 2006, 10:33 pm

Well you wouldn't want to wake up in front of a night mare. You'ld get run over.

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