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Tomasu
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26 Jul 2010, 8:47 am

^^ Yaye I believe 1,-1, i (the square root of -1) and a very mischievous Goblin (^^Assuming we are considering the set of complex numbers and happy friends).

^^ May I please ask, what is the square root of Santa Claus?


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26 Jul 2010, 9:19 am

Materialism is the root of Santa Claus, but I would hardly say that is square.



Why does the word "why" exist?



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26 Jul 2010, 10:06 am

So you could have something to ask about.

What is a stupid question?



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26 Jul 2010, 10:10 am

A question that is answered by something of equal stupidity.

What is the meaning of life?


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26 Jul 2010, 10:36 am

Stupid answer: 42.



Are CDs useful as frisbees?



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26 Jul 2010, 5:53 pm

Yes, they are both equally useful.

What is the equation to give the temperature (Celsius) by measuring the ratio between a cat's length when spread out to cool itself in the summer vs. its length in the winter?


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26 Jul 2010, 9:00 pm

Rocky wrote:
Yes, they are both equally useful.

What is the equation to give the temperature (Celsius) by measuring the ratio between a cat's length when spread out to cool itself in the summer vs. its length in the winter?


I'd suggest not using a cat, but for inanimate objects which do not have temperature regulatory systems, the formula would be:

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Whereby L_final is the length after expansion has occurred, beta is the thermal expansion coefficient, L_initial is the length of the object prior to expansion, and delta_T is the change in temperature. However, in order for you to use your cat for this purpose the cat has to be inanimate and causing it to be so is not recommended unless you wish for PETA to target you with nuclear missiles.


Is it fun to through lots of "dangerous" keywords around so as to mess with the paranoid people at the Department of Homeland Insecurity?



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26 Jul 2010, 11:01 pm

Yes, if you are a masochist.

Is this a rhetorical question?


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26 Jul 2010, 11:06 pm

Yes.



What is the etymological origin of the word "species"?



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26 Jul 2010, 11:32 pm

A bonobo named Adam Species told us the word via sign language. He didn't want to be confused with Homo Sapiens.

Is the golf ball that was hit on the moon by Alan Sheppard still going?


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27 Jul 2010, 1:53 am

I doubt it.



What would be the velocity required for an object the mass of a golf ball to orbit the moon at an altitude of an hundred feet?



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27 Jul 2010, 5:27 am

^^ I believe 25 Floogs.

What is the name of this Froggy?


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27 Jul 2010, 7:14 am

froggy


where do we go when we die?


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27 Jul 2010, 9:59 am

We? I am sorry, but wherever you are going, you will have to go alone. :lol:

I don't care where I go when I die. It may be a stupid question, but how do I make sure I am not there when it happens?


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27 Jul 2010, 12:49 pm

Make copies of your astral body

Why is running with a knife pointed towards you a baad thing to do?



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27 Jul 2010, 1:30 pm

Let's just say that it would be a lot easier to rush over and carve the Sunday Roast if the blade was pointed the other way.

What is jello made of?


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