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Raph522
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06 Jul 2006, 4:55 pm

yes the kind with little duckies (no disrespect intended)

what made the first elements come into existance



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07 Jul 2006, 5:50 am

Has no one ever told you about the birds and the bees..?


What happens to a puddle when the water disappears?



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07 Jul 2006, 5:56 am

Then it leaves an empty puddle behind on the ground.

Why can't they make waffle-bars, like it'd be waffles with syrup and all in a little food bar?



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07 Jul 2006, 12:33 pm

I could tell ya, but then i'd have to kill you.

What is the meaning of life?


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07 Jul 2006, 12:55 pm

42 (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

What's the ultimate question?



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07 Jul 2006, 1:05 pm

What is the time (that is the ultimate question)

Why do we sleep?



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07 Jul 2006, 1:17 pm

To see what crazy dreams we can have

What would happen in an aspie world?



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07 Jul 2006, 5:26 pm

We'd be living in The Matrix.

How come Bad Foods taste good and Good Foods taste bad?



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07 Jul 2006, 5:38 pm

thats not true... people just tell you good tasting food is bad so they will have more good tasting food for themselves

why do need have six legs
edit - why do they need to have six legs



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07 Jul 2006, 7:07 pm

Four legs good, six legs better.

Why do they call it a hot water heater?



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07 Jul 2006, 9:39 pm

Iammeandnooneelse wrote:
42 (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

What's the ultimate question?

Too good to pass up...

WHAT... DO YOU GET... WHEN YOU MULTIPLY... SIX BY NINE?
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Because it doesn't heat anything else.

Why is the grass not purple?



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07 Jul 2006, 10:22 pm

If Grass was Purple, than Violets would have to be Green, and than they would be called Greenlets.



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07 Jul 2006, 10:23 pm

If Grass was Purple, than Violets would have to be Green, and than they would be called Greenlets.

Why isn't the Sky Red?



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07 Jul 2006, 10:38 pm

If the sky was red we'd all be living on mars


Why can't anyone dig a hole to china?



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07 Jul 2006, 10:42 pm

Because they have not yet acquired the proper digging licences.

how do i shot web?


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