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26 Sep 2022, 10:13 pm

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I hate when things trigger me to think about my trauma. Especially the incident that resulted in me moving out 6 months ago.


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26 Sep 2022, 10:15 pm

Some member at my clubhouse asked me why I would want to be something from the 1940s. I told him, "Why not? It works for me, doesn't it?" He said, "Past life regression."


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26 Sep 2022, 11:57 pm

Some lil dipshits got their priorities more mixed up than scrambled eggs

Stuck in dead end "job"

39 zero children, job skills, occupational prospects, significant other, hobbies, goals, "friends"

Trust versus mistrust

Diverticulitis, ulcerative colitis, Crohn's

Kayla b***h has slaves do her work for her. She has had a lot of slaves, do work for a couple hours a week, for many years. And teaching aikido is worth a lot more than minimum wage. She doesn't pay them. She gets paid. That's a Fair Labor Standards Act violation and subject to jail time, according to the Penal Code. But her slaves do not care. Tom is her slave and he is a lawyer. Meanwhile the same idiots , like Lisi, have th nerve to correct me "yes please," instead of "yes". What the flying f**k?

Nobody is perfect, especially not Kayla b***h or Rolando penis

s**t if I had a bunch of slaves, my worthless corpse might be less dysfunctional

Bodyguard, lawyer, cook, Dr, psychologist, maid, chauffeur , and et cetera

Itchy ears bobby pins, vagus nerve

Masturbating

My worthless corpse is a failure and nobody gives a rats arse about me. Otherwise, they claim a lot more credit than they earned (moral extortion, cost of goods sold)

44th day without chocolate

Riffraff day laborers and idiot on the train

They need public floggings



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27 Sep 2022, 12:25 am

shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
Some lil dipshits got their priorities more mixed up than scrambled eggs

Stuck in dead end "job"

39 zero children, job skills, occupational prospects, significant other, hobbies, goals, "friends"

Trust versus mistrust

Diverticulitis, ulcerative colitis, Crohn's

Kayla b***h has slaves do her work for her. She has had a lot of slaves, do work for a couple hours a week, for many years. And teaching aikido is worth a lot more than minimum wage. She doesn't pay them. She gets paid. That's a Fair Labor Standards Act violation and subject to jail time, according to the Penal Code. But her slaves do not care. Tom is her slave and he is a lawyer. Meanwhile the same idiots , like Lisi, have th nerve to correct me "yes please," instead of "yes". What the flying f**k?

Nobody is perfect, especially not Kayla b***h or Rolando penis

s**t if I had a bunch of slaves, my worthless corpse might be less dysfunctional

Bodyguard, lawyer, cook, Dr, psychologist, maid, chauffeur , and et cetera

Itchy ears bobby pins, vagus nerve

Masturbating

My worthless corpse is a failure and nobody gives a rats arse about me. Otherwise, they claim a lot more credit than they earned (moral extortion, cost of goods sold)

44th day without chocolate

Riffraff day laborers and idiot on the train

They need public floggings


Sweet Pea hugs


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27 Sep 2022, 7:43 am

I was going to stay home from work today, but I only have 6 hours of sick time instead of 8. I'm so f*****g tired and feel so sick. I just want to go back to sleep.



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27 Sep 2022, 8:33 am

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I was going to stay home from work today, but I only have 6 hours of sick time instead of 8. I'm so f*****g tired and feel so sick. I just want to go back to sleep.


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27 Sep 2022, 8:39 am

How I've gone from Do You Wish To Be A Man by The Kinks, to the German helmet in a matter of days in 2016. I guess I was tired of Dave Davies asking me if I wish to be a man.


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27 Sep 2022, 1:48 pm

Today I asked my mother if there were ever really bad hurricanes when she was young, and she said there definitely was. And then she told me that there was a really bad one from when I was still a baby, so of course I don't remember, but my mother was terrified that the mobile home we lived in at the time (OK a trailer, don't judge), was going to be blown right over. So she and my father took my brother and me over to stay at our grandparents, who lived in a nice sturdy house just a short walking distance up the road.

Also my grandfather's fishing boat once got caught in a hurricane. My grandfather said afterwards that one guy on his boat was literally on his knees and praying. Must have been really, really terrifying being trapped out on the ocean during something like that. 8O



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27 Sep 2022, 3:15 pm

I think it's about time I resurrected my inner child.


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27 Sep 2022, 5:21 pm

People complain when I pay in change from a jar. I don't have any dollar bills so they should be thankful I brought Quarters, Nickles, and Dimes. I swear if I hear one more person complain, I'll put away my jar of silver change and go get my jar of pennies and then the transaction will really REALLY tedious and I'll count slowly. That shuts them up.


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27 Sep 2022, 6:01 pm

Realised i hardly ate anything yesterday.
Small bowl of cornflakes and half a bowl of hot chips.


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27 Sep 2022, 9:28 pm

I've been sleeping all day.

And I think I know what the damn luggage is now and where most of my processing space went into. :roll:


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27 Sep 2022, 9:50 pm

I want to go to bed so bad, but I don't want to have messed up dreams.



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27 Sep 2022, 10:33 pm

I'm wondering what someone is shooting at right now.



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28 Sep 2022, 7:25 am

If my fever does not cease...

Then there's a chance I got dengue. Again.


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28 Sep 2022, 11:06 am

I couldn't work in Lush. It'd be like torment.


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