*makes sign against evil* Oh, no. Not you. You get your cracker-ass outta here before-
Offstage: OH MY GOD IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!! !
*trampled by a horde of prepubescent girls*
*muffled* Great. I should just be glad it's not some glitter-addicted vampire...
*Robert Pattinson enters stage right*
Ah, shi-
Offstage: OH MY GOD IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!! !
*trampled AGAIN by a horde of teenage girls this time*
*muffled* My big mouth. I wonder who's next-
Lady Gaga: "Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face."
That's it, I've reached my limit. *Pulls out a gun, puts it to his head and pulls the trigger. Instead of dying, however, Izanagi busts out of Roxas' head and starts waving his sword around*
Dammit, who switched my Evoker with my .44 special? Ah, well, at least I have a better solution now. PERSONA!! !
*Cue music: Reach Out to the Truth by Shoji Meguro as Roxas/Izanagi attacks the crowd*
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"Yeah, so this one time, I tried playing poker with tarot cards... got a full house, and about four people died." ~ Unknown comedian
Happy New Year from WP's resident fortune-teller! May the cards be ever in your favor.