Despairitual: The emotional state of one who regrets being a ghost.
Epidermystery: An unidentifiable skin rash.
Internetymology: The study of how the World Wide Web got its name.
Morondezvous: The meeting of two minds when neither one is mentally up to the task.
Tesserat: A common rodent with the ability to teleport.
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No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.