lostonearth35 wrote:
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is floating in the ocean?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless man floating in a shark tank?
A: Chum.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless man hanging from a hook on the wall?
A: Art.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless man lying in front of the door?
A: Matt.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless man lying down on a diamond?
A: Third Base.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless man wearing an explosive vest?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen.