Skilpadde wrote:
....and remember.... there's always light at the end of the tunnel...
unless you're Princess Diana
This joke made me a little darker ^
Meghan Markle asked the Queen what the secret to long life was , she said 'Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!'
St. Peter meets Mother Teresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving you a nice halo." Mother Teresa is walking around Heaven when she sees Princess Di, and the Princess has a much bigger halo. Mother Teresa goes back to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, I spent most of my adult life helping the poor and the sickly. Princess Di did nowhere near the amount of charitable work I did. Why does she have a bigger halo?" St. Peter says, "That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."
Prince Charles was out walking his dog a week after the death of his wife. When a passer-by said "Morning," Prince Charles said "No, just walking the dog."
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