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20 Dec 2018, 10:34 am

Chocolate from Germany is outstanding! Real chocolate at its best, not some gooey candy bar.



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20 Dec 2018, 10:41 am

Q: What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?

A: Nothing.


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20 Dec 2018, 10:42 am

"Black Friday" is the day that people trample each other to death for a sale on the day after they express thanks for what they already have.

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20 Dec 2018, 10:44 am

I little worried that I might overstep the mark with my dark humour , I nearly told a dead baby joke but decided to abort


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People are dying to get in here. :skull:



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20 Dec 2018, 11:15 am

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I little worried that I might overstep the mark with my dark humour , I nearly told a dead baby joke but decided to abort
Aww ... you just lack a good delivery.



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20 Dec 2018, 11:28 am

^ Is it irony that dead baby jokes never get old


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20 Dec 2018, 11:29 am

SaveFerris wrote:
^ Is it irony that dead baby jokes never get old


I want my babyback babyback babyback!

Chiiiiiillleeee Babyback Ribs!



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20 Dec 2018, 1:39 pm

TW1ZTY wrote:
That's cool to know. :)

The funny thing is that I've never tried a wonder ball or kinder egg. We rarely buy candy unless it's on holidays like Easter, Halloween, or Christmas.

I think my favorites are reeses peanut butter cups, butterfingers, lindors, chocolate covered cherries, gummy lifesavers, and jollyranchers.

I tried some chocolates from Europe once (I think either Germany or Sweden?) and I was amazed at how amazing they tasted! They melted in my mouth so fast too. :mrgreen:

My friend from the UK explained that European chocolates are usually much sweeter compared to American chocolates. He thinks ours are kind of bitter. :P
Wow, only buying chocolates at holidays! 8O We've tended to have them for birthdays and Saturdays as well.

I've never had Reeses, only seen it mentioned on the net and in movies, series, books. I don't even know which chocolate I like the best, there are so many good ones. Producers Freia and Nidar have a lot of good chocolates IMO, and I like Kinder eggs, Toblerone, Ferrero Rocher, 3 Musketeers, Snickers and Mars, and the Swedish chocolates Ljus Block, Center and Sportlunch.
We have a chocolate here named Japp that is very similar to Mars. Yum!

Sadly I have tasted some foreign chocolates that had terrible after taste. Blech!

Sorry for another off-topic post :oops:


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20 Dec 2018, 1:51 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
I little worried that I might overstep the mark with my dark humour , I nearly told a dead baby joke but decided to abort


:lol: and to think I was worried about posting the below joke:

Man's favorite word begins with m and ends with arriage
Miscarriage.
never gets old. Like the kid


Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.


My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.


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Beautiful, sweet, gentle, playful, loyal
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love you and miss you, dear boy

Stop the wolf kills! https://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeact ... 3091429765