lostonearth35
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19 Dec 2018, 11:16 am
TW1ZTY wrote:
Skilpadde wrote:
What do Toys R Us and anti-vaxxers have in common?
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
I live in the US and I saw some in Walmart just the other day.
Those are Kinder Joy Eggs. instead of an actual chocolate egg one half is chocolate and some soft white chocolate stuff with crunchy things that you eat with a tiny spoon. The other half contains the toy. We have both kinds of Kinder Eggs here in Canada. I found the Joy version to be actually decent.
19 Dec 2018, 11:36 am
lostonearth35 wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
Skilpadde wrote:
What do Toys R Us and anti-vaxxers have in common?
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
I live in the US and I saw some in Walmart just the other day.
Those are Kinder Joy Eggs. instead of an actual chocolate egg one half is chocolate and some soft white chocolate stuff with crunchy things that you eat with a tiny spoon. The other half contains the toy. We have both kinds of Kinder Eggs here in Canada. I found the Joy version to be actually decent.
I should try these one day.
20 Dec 2018, 7:49 am
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20 Dec 2018, 10:12 am
lostonearth35 wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
Skilpadde wrote:
What do Toys R Us and anti-vaxxers have in common?
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
I live in the US and I saw some in Walmart just the other day.
Those are Kinder Joy Eggs. instead of an actual chocolate egg one half is chocolate and some soft white chocolate stuff with crunchy things that you eat with a tiny spoon. The other half contains the toy. We have both kinds of Kinder Eggs here in Canada. I found the Joy version to be actually decent.
TW1ZTY, I'd never heard of Wonder Balls, had to google them. It seems they still exist.
20 Dec 2018, 10:14 am
SaveFerris wrote:
Skilpadde wrote:
....and remember.... there's always light at the end of the tunnel...
unless you're Princess Diana
unless you're Princess Diana
This joke made me a little darker ^
Meghan Markle asked the Queen what the secret to long life was , she said 'Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!'
St. Peter meets Mother Teresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving you a nice halo." Mother Teresa is walking around Heaven when she sees Princess Di, and the Princess has a much bigger halo. Mother Teresa goes back to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, I spent most of my adult life helping the poor and the sickly. Princess Di did nowhere near the amount of charitable work I did. Why does she have a bigger halo?" St. Peter says, "That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."
Prince Charles was out walking his dog a week after the death of his wife. When a passer-by said "Morning," Prince Charles said "No, just walking the dog."
20 Dec 2018, 10:17 am
I like dark 
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lostonearth35
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20 Dec 2018, 10:22 am
20 Dec 2018, 10:23 am
20 Dec 2018, 10:26 am
20 Dec 2018, 10:26 am
Skilpadde wrote:
lostonearth35 wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
Skilpadde wrote:
What do Toys R Us and anti-vaxxers have in common?
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
Neither want kids to grow up
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it
I live in the US and I saw some in Walmart just the other day.
Those are Kinder Joy Eggs. instead of an actual chocolate egg one half is chocolate and some soft white chocolate stuff with crunchy things that you eat with a tiny spoon. The other half contains the toy. We have both kinds of Kinder Eggs here in Canada. I found the Joy version to be actually decent.
TW1ZTY, I'd never heard of Wonder Balls, had to google them. It seems they still exist.
That's cool to know.
The funny thing is that I've never tried a wonder ball or kinder egg. We rarely buy candy unless it's on holidays like Easter, Halloween, or Christmas.
I think my favorites are reeses peanut butter cups, butterfingers, lindors, chocolate covered cherries, gummy lifesavers, and jollyranchers.
I tried some chocolates from Europe once (I think either Germany or Sweden?) and I was amazed at how amazing they tasted! They melted in my mouth so fast too.
My friend from the UK explained that European chocolates are usually much sweeter compared to American chocolates. He thinks ours are kind of bitter.
Sorry I can't think of another dark joke to stay on topic. I just wanted to reply to that.
20 Dec 2018, 10:34 am
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