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02 Aug 2006, 9:54 pm

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5) No selling weapons, drugs, or pornos.


What people chose to purchase for use in the privacy of thier own homes, is their own damn buisness. I thank my lucky stars that "Morality Police" are'nt in charge!!


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02 Aug 2006, 10:12 pm

Rocks from orbit on anyone who disagrees with me.



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02 Aug 2006, 10:13 pm

tcorrielus wrote:
5) No selling weapons, drugs, or pornos.


Does drugs include beer?

Do weapons include a piece of 4x2?

Its what you do that counts. :)


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02 Aug 2006, 10:47 pm

Beer is not a drug. But selling beer or other alcohols to underage people is illegal.



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02 Aug 2006, 10:55 pm

If I can see your butt, it is legal for me to paintball it.



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03 Aug 2006, 1:57 am

Xuincherguixe wrote:
Rocks from orbit on anyone who disagrees with me.


"Inertia Drivers" Are banned by Pan-galactic treaty!! (dang! don't you watch re-runs of B-5?)

Captian Sheridan would'nt approve!!


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04 Aug 2006, 1:44 am

You may shoot slayers in elf defense.


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04 Aug 2006, 1:51 am

You shall have no gods before me.



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04 Aug 2006, 1:58 am

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04 Aug 2006, 2:11 am

OPOGO wrote:
Government shall be elected by white rats.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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04 Aug 2006, 5:25 pm

Why not porn? It's a paying business.



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04 Aug 2006, 9:30 pm

Since prostitution is the most honest male-female relationship, it would be legalized.

This would also have the added benefit of ending the sex-slave-trade industry.



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04 Aug 2006, 9:35 pm

yeah whoever said getting rid of porn common now. we know you don't mean it! :D



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04 Aug 2006, 10:04 pm

Just off the top of my head:

1. Marijuana must be legalized.

2. All politicians must take a vow of poverty.

3. Socialized medical and dental care for all.

4. Muzak must be banned in public places.

5. All lawyers must have a sliding fee scale that everyone can afford.

6. The president must turn the White House over to the homeless and live in a FEMA trailer.

7. Wal Mart must be dissolved.

8. Public school system and prison sytem totally revamped.

I will think of more.



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04 Aug 2006, 10:05 pm

1. Legalize prostitution. No "advertising" in the streets: only via mazagines, Yellow Pages, and the internet. Aspies and autistics will receive a 50% subsidy for this service.

2. Make bullying punishable by beheading (for severe or prolonged cases) or by lethal injection (for milder cases). Schools will be bugged and videotaped to provide proof and to prevent the victim from being punished for self-defense.

3. Legalize milder drugs, such as cannabis, peyote, 'shrooms, and Salvia Divinorum. Stronger drugs will still be illegal.

4. Require all profit-based companies to hire a minimum number of employees, regardless of staffing level. The number will be based on the company's size and revenue. This will reduce unemployment.

5. Require all cities, towns, and villages that have 500 or more people to operate at least one transit route. Places with 5,000 people or more must have a rail-based transit route. In both cases, they must run at least 20 hours per day, no less than 6 days per week.



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05 Aug 2006, 12:26 am

Bring back the Routemaster, or else I won't go to London! :evil:

Oust Ken Livingstone, so that London's Future Mayor can bring my Bus back. :D

Put me on Buspar to see if I will shut up about London's current situation. :lol: