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MrMark
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Location: Tallahassee, FL

07 Aug 2006, 11:47 am

I wanna be a lifeguard, just a
Public servant life-preservant man
I wanna be a lifeguard, with a
Million-dollar coat of tan, I’d
Sit up high up over the waves, and
Keep my eye on every cutie while on duty
So, if you need a lifeguard, you can
Bet your life that I’m your man


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07 Aug 2006, 1:55 pm

There once was a man named Lee,
Who one day swang from tree to tree,
But he lost grip and broke his knee,
And know he is in surgery.

I made that song up ages ago.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
*no crowd applause, the only sound is crickets chirping.*