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VoluminousFlush
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10 Aug 2006, 2:52 pm

I hope my wife gets fat. Then nobody would ever want her. :twisted:



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10 Aug 2006, 3:03 pm

Why would you think no one would want a woman just because she's fat?

Why don't you just marry a fat woman to begin with if you think that way?

It's illogical.


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10 Aug 2006, 3:41 pm

aspiesmom1 wrote:
Why would you think no one would want a woman just because she's fat?

Why don't you just marry a fat woman to begin with if you think that way?

It's illogical.


YOU're the one who's illogical. I didn't say it was because she was fat. Married women, in general, are typically not wanted.



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10 Aug 2006, 3:48 pm

VoluminousFlush wrote:
I hope my wife gets fat. Then nobody would ever want her. :twisted:

Your original "logical" conclusion was that
IF you get married you hope
THEN she gets fat so no one wants her.

You never said that no one would want her because she was married. Further, you apparently are unfamiliar with adultery.

You are a long way away from ready to share your life with another person.


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10 Aug 2006, 3:58 pm

I hope it'll be to someone with a similar sense of fun.

Hey! I just noticed my status. . .Just call me "Woody" until it changes. . .and get your minds out of the gutter. LOL


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10 Aug 2006, 4:11 pm

Wives cheat on husbands, even if they're fat wives. Obviously you have a skewed perception of reality.



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10 Aug 2006, 4:13 pm

lowfreq50 wrote:
Wives cheat on husbands, even if they're fat wives. Obviously you have a skewed perception of reality.


Then I'll really feel sorry for myself.



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10 Aug 2006, 5:20 pm

How about you keep her as hot as possible, but just keep your mind open to swinging?


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10 Aug 2006, 5:43 pm

yeah i won't be making the mistake of getting married.



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10 Aug 2006, 6:42 pm

VoluminousFlush wrote:
I hope my wife gets fat. Then nobody would ever want her. :twisted:


Then you could change your name to VoluminousFlesh ;).



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10 Aug 2006, 6:45 pm

I'm not planning to get married, ever. I can imagine coming home from work, tired as a dog, only to hear: "Hey! Why isn't the trash taken out?" That, and sleeping on the couch, not being able to go out with my friends, and having to shop for shoes.



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10 Aug 2006, 6:52 pm

What does shopping for shoes have to do with getting married? 8O



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10 Aug 2006, 8:30 pm

Shopping for shoes. . .getting married. . .I can see the connection. It's kind of a test. See if we men can distinguish different
styles and or design labels. If the man gets atleast 65% correct then he's viewed as a keeper.


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10 Aug 2006, 8:44 pm

Shopping for shoes? Psh, that stopped being a girly-girl thing a while ago; I've got four different pairs of shoes and I'm looking for one more. You guys just need to get into it.


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10 Aug 2006, 8:50 pm

I have only two pairs of shoes. . .one with holes and one without. That's all I need.


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10 Aug 2006, 8:58 pm

Well, for what it's worth, I was married for twelve years and it was the best learning experience of my life. I learned things about myself that I don't think I could have learned any other way. Marriage is the best learning tool I've ever seen. Here's the thing. It is a tool for learning. If you treat it like a toy for your gratification, it will break. If you're willing to work at it and work with it, it will work for you. (As trite and cliché as that sounds.) If you're just in it for fun, well the fun eventually wears off and you find yourself married to someone who isn't at all like the illusion you fell in love with. Don't get married because you're in love, get married because you want to work together.


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