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20 May 2011, 12:22 pm

Why not have a laugh.

Just wonderin'.....



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20 May 2011, 12:25 pm

Carbon makes everyone belch.



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20 May 2011, 1:37 pm

All soda makes me burp, though I think it happens to everyone.

Sometimes I get this weird burp at the back of my nose after drinking soda. It's an amazingly awful feeling.



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20 May 2011, 1:57 pm

No, but soft drinks do.


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20 May 2011, 2:27 pm

Moog wrote:
No, but soft drinks do.

I c what u did there.



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20 May 2011, 3:05 pm

Coke makes me burp. Another thing that makes me burp is coffee.


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20 May 2011, 3:30 pm

My soda always has booze in it. >.>


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20 May 2011, 4:45 pm

Most soft drinks and pale lagers are very highly carbonated, so it's understandable why you're burping - you're trying to get rid of the gas!



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24 May 2011, 9:34 am

My best friend never burps after coke or any other fizzy drinks, nor does she fart very much. Like, where does it all go???



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24 May 2011, 3:22 pm

monstermunch wrote:
My best friend never burps after coke or any other fizzy drinks, nor does she fart very much. Like, where does it all go???


The mysterious case of the disappearing CO2.


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24 May 2011, 3:56 pm

Carbonation is what does it. But yeah it sure does.


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24 May 2011, 4:09 pm

monstermunch wrote:
My best friend never burps after coke or any other fizzy drinks, nor does she fart very much. Like, where does it all go???


The energy builds up inside her body and will eventually result in the combustion of her flesh. Much like the poor child in the image below.

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24 May 2011, 4:19 pm

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24 May 2011, 4:35 pm

monstermunch wrote:
My best friend never burps after coke or any other fizzy drinks, nor does she fart very much. Like, where does it all go???


Out. Generally when sleeping or using the restroom.

I don't drink Coke. Caffeine is nasty. I do drink root beer (rarely). It does make me burp.


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26 May 2011, 12:15 pm

MasterJedi wrote:
monstermunch wrote:
does coke make you burp?


yes and I'm entirely convinced it's because of my asperger's

If this is going to be the kind of spam you're going to be posting, we want no part of it.

Now quit being a troll and post something useful.


WTF?

It's only a bit of fun! If you don't like it then why did you go out of your way to read the thread? and hows it due to your aspergers? I'm neurotypical and it makes me burp



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26 May 2011, 1:01 pm

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