Up until Thursday, I had managed to avoid the yearly plague that is the inevitable change-of-season allergies that have tormented me my entire life. I had managed to avoid it this year, because this summer I figured out that I'm casein intolerant, and that seemed to fix everything that has ever been physically wrong with me, including skin problems and allergies. Well, Thursday there was free food after this conference I went to. I had decided I would take a chance with the hamburger bun. But without thinking I also ate a cookie. I didn't think about it because the vegan cafeteria I usually eat at has cookies all the time, so I kinda forgot that regular cookies are not ok. I realized just about as I was swallowing the last bite So, exactly 8 hours later, the gastrointestinal symptoms no one wants to know about showed up, and about that same time I realized my throat was starting to hurt. That night my lips were all chapped. Now today, I can't breathe through my nose, my eyes are all watery and puffed up, my throat really hurts, my sinuses feel like they're going to push my teeth out of my head, and my lips are peeling and chapped. And I ask myself: WAS IT WORTH IT FOR A DAMN COOKIE?!?!?!?!? No, no it was not
Also I realize you could say that this was just a big temporal coincidence, but that seems highly unlikely to me, because the skin and stomach issues I know are related to food intolerance from other dietary slip-ups, and it makes sense that the allergies would also be related, seeing as they started affecting everyone else who gets them at least a month ago around here, but they didn't get me until I did something to freak out my immune system.