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18 Aug 2011, 2:23 pm

Dust is noisy.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:40 pm

Books are prone to exploding.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:41 pm

My parents encouraged me to reach for the stars and to have a career.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:51 pm

Queen Elizabeth II is the direct descendant of a hedgehog.


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18 Aug 2011, 3:18 pm

Opening your eyes when you wake up is a sure sign that you have Asperger's Syndrome.



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18 Aug 2011, 3:24 pm

Yesterday I saw someone fire a catapult during an attack at a local museum.



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18 Aug 2011, 3:28 pm

A grape will explode violently if it's stared at for too long.


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18 Aug 2011, 4:59 pm

There are actually 14 months in a year.



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18 Aug 2011, 5:00 pm

But there are only 157 days a year, however there are 62 1/2 hours each day.


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18 Aug 2011, 5:03 pm

Warning: this post may contain nuts.


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18 Aug 2011, 5:07 pm

Mr. Peanut is deathly allergic to shellfish.



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18 Aug 2011, 5:09 pm

A pineapple is easily embarrassed.


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18 Aug 2011, 5:23 pm

I am famous for taming wild pandas.



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18 Aug 2011, 5:25 pm

Mutated tigers have taken over the world.



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18 Aug 2011, 5:29 pm

I have a penis.


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