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Rich-Z
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18 Aug 2011, 12:58 pm

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18 Aug 2011, 1:05 pm

The stone age people liked to frequent WrongPlanet.net. Some got to 100,000 posts in one sitting.


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18 Aug 2011, 1:13 pm

Sarah Palin's story about Paul Revere was completely truthful and historically accurate.



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18 Aug 2011, 2:14 pm

The fatal overdose level of plums has not yet been established.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:17 pm

I'm a hologram.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

The Tower of London is a Norman bouncy castle but was later given a stone covering.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

When you use a pencil there is a chance it will turn hostile and attack you.



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18 Aug 2011, 2:23 pm

Dust is noisy.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:40 pm

Books are prone to exploding.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:41 pm

My parents encouraged me to reach for the stars and to have a career.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:51 pm

Queen Elizabeth II is the direct descendant of a hedgehog.


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18 Aug 2011, 3:18 pm

Opening your eyes when you wake up is a sure sign that you have Asperger's Syndrome.



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18 Aug 2011, 3:24 pm

Yesterday I saw someone fire a catapult during an attack at a local museum.



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18 Aug 2011, 3:28 pm

A grape will explode violently if it's stared at for too long.


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18 Aug 2011, 4:59 pm

There are actually 14 months in a year.



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18 Aug 2011, 5:00 pm

But there are only 157 days a year, however there are 62 1/2 hours each day.


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