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23 Aug 2011, 1:53 pm

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I love vegetarian food.


I hate vegetarian food, in fact, I'm not even lacto-vegetarian. The whole idea of eating dead bodies that have been attacked and bloodied up being packaged and sold to consumers to rot in their digestive system sounds appealing to me.


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23 Aug 2011, 2:09 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 4:02 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 4:36 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 4:40 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 4:50 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I love vegetarian food.


I hate vegetarian food, in fact, I'm not even lacto-vegetarian. The whole idea of eating dead bodies that have been attacked and bloodied up being packaged and sold to consumers to rot in their digestive system sounds appealing to me.


Now I really want me some meat...


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23 Aug 2011, 5:42 pm

I have the Holy Grail in my kitchen. I use it when I make daiquiris. I tried to use it for a Bloody Mary once but the sky went dark and these huge grasshoppers started flying everywhere so I decided it's a good idea not to do that again.



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23 Aug 2011, 5:46 pm

sagan wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I love vegetarian food.


I hate vegetarian food, in fact, I'm not even lacto-vegetarian. The whole idea of eating dead bodies that have been attacked and bloodied up being packaged and sold to consumers to rot in their digestive system sounds appealing to me.


Now I really want me some meat...


It is a pretty appealing option.


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23 Aug 2011, 6:00 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 6:07 pm

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