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08 Feb 2012, 3:22 am

It was not said, "Post, 'a blatant lie - Random Discussion.'"



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08 Feb 2012, 3:23 am

I am pleased that nobody understood my joke.


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08 Feb 2012, 3:28 am

You're not welcome, Raven_Morris


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08 Feb 2012, 11:54 am

Dear Raven_Morris, We got your joke, but since it applied so well to all of us, we just chose to ignore the facetiousness and accept your statement as truth.

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08 Feb 2012, 11:58 am

Being in the library while others are taking state tests is a lot of fun!


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08 Feb 2012, 12:16 pm

My eyeballs can defy gravity, and often do.
(recycling, for old times' sake)


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08 Feb 2012, 12:22 pm

My government frequently defies everyone's best interests.

Oops! Supposed to post lies!

My government has everyone's health, security, and safety as a priority when making serious decisions.

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08 Feb 2012, 12:24 pm

Warning: this post may contain nuts.


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08 Feb 2012, 12:39 pm

May?

Are you QUITE sure you're in the right forum?

Oops, forgot to lie again; look!One of Cornflake's eyeballs just floated past,

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08 Feb 2012, 12:42 pm

Hot water is a myth.


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08 Feb 2012, 12:58 pm

I don't secretly watch Days of our lives and say 'Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives" with a deep voice along with the guy at the start



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08 Feb 2012, 1:43 pm

I could so be a football quarterback, if only they'd give me the chance!


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08 Feb 2012, 2:31 pm

I admire Rush Limbaugh.



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08 Feb 2012, 6:30 pm

I would be just as depressed as the poor Dr. Frankenstein if I created life and had to do so again.



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08 Feb 2012, 7:02 pm

Does no one care about poor MRS. Frankenstein? She had to put up with dead things wandering around her house!

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08 Feb 2012, 7:14 pm

They would have been very much dead if I had any say.