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04 Oct 2022, 4:11 am

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04 Oct 2022, 4:49 am

Spam is made of ground up trolls.

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04 Oct 2022, 9:21 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:

Spam is made of ground up trolls.

That's good to know. I was wondering what the Mods did with someone they banned.

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04 Oct 2022, 9:26 am

Double Retired wrote:

Matrix Glitch wrote:

Spam is made of ground up trolls.

That's good to know. I was wondering what the Mods did with someone they banned.

They are actually ground up into plant food, a balanced, nutritious feed for radishes.

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04 Oct 2022, 1:42 pm

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05 Oct 2022, 4:24 pm

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06 Oct 2022, 1:57 am

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