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12 Oct 2022, 12:02 pm

My life is meaningful

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12 Oct 2022, 2:07 pm

I have no worries. Nor do you.

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12 Oct 2022, 2:48 pm

I'm a useless eater.

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13 Oct 2022, 2:21 pm

The tallest building in the world is Unit 5, Kingsdown Industrial Estate, Swindon.

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14 Oct 2022, 7:08 pm

I will retire from Wrong Planet soon.

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14 Oct 2022, 11:00 pm

I can sleep, eat and work simultaneously. I save lots of time every day!

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15 Oct 2022, 4:23 pm

My winter antlers are just beginning to show. Last year's set didn't receive TV properly - I hope these work better.

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15 Oct 2022, 7:38 pm

I can see a hat, I can see a cat, I can see a duck with a baseball bat.

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15 Oct 2022, 7:46 pm

I have a birth control glasses.
And I wouldn't want it.

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15 Oct 2022, 8:24 pm

I come from a family of 14 and I'm the youngest one.

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17 Oct 2022, 1:54 pm

Horses don't actually exist. They just don't. Get over it.

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17 Oct 2022, 7:04 pm

Double Retired wrote:

I can see what you are doing.

STOP IT!

Really, STOP DOING THAT!

We can ALL see you!

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18 Oct 2022, 1:48 pm

Live mice dipped in sherbet are a well-known French delicacy. You're supposed to swallow them whole- the scrabbling sensation is said to be "exquisite."

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18 Oct 2022, 4:19 pm

Ireland and Cuba have been at war with each other ever since Hawaii invaded Iceland.

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18 Oct 2022, 6:34 pm

Washington DC will become the 51st state beginning January 1st, 2023.

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19 Oct 2022, 12:30 am

I sleep in my birthday suit with no blankets at night.

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