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23 Feb 2023, 8:29 pm

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Everyone knows that bootstraps are always an option, no matter one's circumstances. People shouldn't help each other, they should rely on nothing but rugged individualism.


If they don’t pick themselves up by the bootstraps, they’re just lazy and are trying to work the system - eating ramen noodles and living in public housing. The nerve of these people for taking the easy way out!


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23 Feb 2023, 8:37 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Everyone knows that bootstraps are always an option, no matter one's circumstances. People shouldn't help each other, they should rely on nothing but rugged individualism.


If they don’t pick themselves up by the bootstraps, they’re just lazy and are trying to work the system - eating ramen noodles and living in public housing. The nerve of these people for taking the easy way out!


Helping other people is Marxism, which automatically means it's bad. End of discussion. :evil:


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23 Feb 2023, 8:43 pm

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24 Feb 2023, 7:56 pm

Pork isn't pig meat - a lot of people think that, but it's wrong. Pork actually comes from the parasitic pork barnacles that grow on the pig's exoskeleton.


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28 Feb 2023, 5:29 pm

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28 Feb 2023, 5:32 pm

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01 Mar 2023, 6:41 pm

Chris Pratt is not the new actor to play Mario for the new Super Mario Brothers film.

Chris Hemsworth is. :wink:


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02 Mar 2023, 7:47 am

Cryptidcurrency is going to be the next big thing. You should buy Bigfootcoin now, get in early.


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02 Mar 2023, 6:23 pm

I am one of many who created cryptocurrency.


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03 Mar 2023, 12:55 pm

My bride and I are very fortunate in that neither of us has any health issues.

Also, it has been more than a year since anyone we know has died.


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09 Mar 2023, 5:22 pm

According to the latest data, the five most common causes of death in Britain are:

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3. Compulsive Apology Syndrome
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5. Starved to death while stuck in a "no, after you" loop.


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09 Mar 2023, 7:09 pm

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10 Mar 2023, 8:02 am

This is actually Right Planet. You're from Wrong Planet, so you clicked the wrong link.


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12 Mar 2023, 12:17 pm

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(....actually, I'm not 100% sure that's a lie?)


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12 Mar 2023, 1:32 pm

Twilight and I are not the same person in a simulated reality, or maybe we are because I'm really bad at syllogisms and double negatives, or maybe it's only a half-truth lie but not a half-lie truth.


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12 Mar 2023, 1:35 pm

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