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03 Jul 2023, 12:42 am

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Ut, oh. PBL187 figured out who I am.

But, don't worry, I haven't impaled anyone for centuries.


I knew it! Putin is Vlad The Impaler


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03 Jul 2023, 9:35 am

PBL187 wrote:
Double Retired wrote:
Ut, oh. PBL187 figured out who I am.

But, don't worry, I haven't impaled anyone for centuries.


I knew it! Putin is Vlad The Impaler
I have inside information that Vlad the Impaler does NOT want to be confused with Vlad the Invader.


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03 Jul 2023, 4:43 pm

The original name for Wrong Planet was Lonely Land.


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09 Jul 2023, 5:58 pm

I spent last week in Baltimore and every moment was well-used.


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09 Jul 2023, 6:01 pm

I will visit Washington DC next week.


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09 Jul 2023, 6:07 pm

In an effort to attract more tourists to Wales, Snowdonia National Park is being renamed "Sundonia."


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12 Jul 2023, 7:54 am

When times are hard, horses can encase themselves in a ball of mucus and enter a state of suspended animation for up to 3 years.


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12 Jul 2023, 3:02 pm

The English language has no gender-neutral word for "parent".


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13 Jul 2023, 2:36 pm

Oh, by the way, most of the posts on this thread are way off topic!

Remember, it is "Post A Flatulent Lie".


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16 Jul 2023, 3:05 pm

American Football is not derived from the sport known as "football" in the rest of the world...it is, in fact, based upon Sumo Wrestling. The American version was modified to be a team sport, however.


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18 Jul 2023, 4:59 pm

Caffeine does not make you feel focused and aware, it makes you feel drowsy and unaware.


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18 Jul 2023, 5:19 pm

mark russell is still alive and stickin' it to the evil ones in congress.



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18 Jul 2023, 5:46 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
The original name for Wrong Planet was Lonely Land.


That was back when both Elvis Presley and Ray Charles were members.





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24 Jul 2023, 3:16 pm

I graduated from college back in June of this year.


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24 Jul 2023, 4:27 pm

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If you stick something in one ear it will come out the other.


That's actually true though, for instance a bow and arrow or something.



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24 Jul 2023, 6:02 pm

Tonight I survived a terrifying were-trombone attack. It didn't have teeth, so I hope I'll be alright.





(wah wah wah wah....)


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