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22 Nov 2019, 12:56 am

auntblabby wrote:
trumpy will save our nation from the predations of the chinese and russkies


OMG


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22 Nov 2019, 12:59 am

Jakki wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
trumpy will save our nation from the predations of the chinese and russkies


OMG

[remember this is the blatant LIE thread ;) ]



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22 Nov 2019, 6:21 pm

My mom will not be visiting her native land next month.


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23 Nov 2019, 12:26 am

as written before ! everthing will be alright.


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23 Nov 2019, 12:28 am

auntblabby wrote:
i am king of the world.


This could be a speculative statement ..


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23 Nov 2019, 12:36 am

i am also queen of the world. :queen:



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23 Nov 2019, 1:16 am

I know what I'm doing and my forethought into my own future is airtight.

Oh, and I have no regrets.



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23 Nov 2019, 12:44 pm

Yakuzamonroe wrote:
I have no regrets.


Neither do I.


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23 Nov 2019, 1:49 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Yakuzamonroe wrote:
I have no regrets.


Neither do I.


Yep. We both have it all figured out down to the last letter of will and testament don't we? :P



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26 Nov 2019, 11:39 am

I did not pick up a membership application form from the snooker club today.



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26 Nov 2019, 11:40 am

I didn't know that "pool" is different from "snooker."



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26 Nov 2019, 11:42 am

The highest possible score to get in one trip to the snooker table is 147,000.



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26 Nov 2019, 11:45 am

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26 Nov 2019, 12:14 pm

This year, the Queen will start her Christmas speech by saying "YO YO YO YO WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP MA HOMIES" and the boy choir will sing drill rap.



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26 Nov 2019, 3:21 pm

both trumpy and pencemeat resigned today. nancy pelosi is now president.



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26 Nov 2019, 3:46 pm

I regularly get a good night's sleep.


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