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19 Aug 2011, 2:57 am

I'm a billionaire and drive an amphibious flying pig.


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19 Aug 2011, 3:00 am

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19 Aug 2011, 4:37 am

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19 Aug 2011, 6:26 am

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19 Aug 2011, 6:38 am

I love Harry Potter. It is my favorite series and it never let me down.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:41 am

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19 Aug 2011, 6:58 am

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19 Aug 2011, 7:17 am

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19 Aug 2011, 7:22 am

i've got rings on me fingers, bells on me toes :)
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19 Aug 2011, 7:26 am

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19 Aug 2011, 8:06 am

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19 Aug 2011, 8:09 am

My bones have just dissolved.


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19 Aug 2011, 8:20 am

I just witnessed a dissolving of bones.



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19 Aug 2011, 8:24 am

blitzkrieg has a camera in my room.


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19 Aug 2011, 8:25 am

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19 Aug 2011, 8:27 am

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