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18 Aug 2011, 5:36 pm

A crow makes a good telephone only if it's been wired correctly.

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18 Aug 2011, 5:52 pm

It's a universal rule that when you post something online, you have to send postcards to everyone who reads it.

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18 Aug 2011, 5:54 pm

Royal Mail is run by hamsters.

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18 Aug 2011, 5:58 pm

I've never been this happy

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18 Aug 2011, 6:00 pm

I always have something interesting to talk about.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:11 pm

Air rattles when you shake it.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:14 pm

I love it when my best friend isn't at the clubhouse.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:17 pm

I have a pair of gills.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:18 pm

I was born tomorrow.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Flies travel only by hovercraft.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Republicans are descended from storks.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Deep-fried magnets are very tasty.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:26 pm

Psychic ability is as common as water.

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No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.

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18 Aug 2011, 6:29 pm

Hamsters can be used as trumpets.

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18 Aug 2011, 7:11 pm

I never make mistakes.

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18 Aug 2011, 7:13 pm

Geese fly south from Canada during autumn to escape media attention.

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