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07 Feb 2023, 7:14 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
The world will finish on this day in 2025. :twisted:


Time itself already ended...yesterday!



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07 Feb 2023, 7:26 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
The world will finish on this day in 2025. :twisted:


Time itself already ended...yesterday!


You ended it because you are "Father Time."


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07 Feb 2023, 7:30 pm

Republicans are thoughtful, caring people



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07 Feb 2023, 7:46 pm

Ted Cruz is the best US Senator currently serving in the US Senate.

Greg Abbott is the best US Governor currently serving.


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08 Feb 2023, 8:12 am

Horses speak fluent French. Hennissement! {Cri spécifique du cheval}


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08 Feb 2023, 8:25 am

I love visiting the dentist, lying back relaxing while he drills, scrapes and pulls things out, and so cheap too for the dental treatment. This morning's visit only cost me an entire month's income. Oh joy.


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09 Feb 2023, 6:07 pm

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a saint! :D


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09 Feb 2023, 6:33 pm

^ I know, I was the one who canonized her.


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09 Feb 2023, 10:38 pm

Bah.


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09 Feb 2023, 11:57 pm

George Santos was one of the "Maga" guys who beat up on Jussie Smollett, and he was also a member of the "Small Foreign Faction" that tried to kidnap Jon Binet Ramsey.



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10 Feb 2023, 12:07 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a saint! :D


Cut her some slack! :D


https://youtu.be/rRZ-IxZ46ng



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10 Feb 2023, 11:15 am

People on the Autism Spectrum often take things literally. For instance, the psychologist who diagnosed Elon Musk as being on the Spectrum also told him about Wrong Planet. Musk took that very literally and started SpaceX so he could visit WP.


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10 Feb 2023, 11:31 am

I invented the office stapler


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10 Feb 2023, 11:39 am

^ You also invented the staple diet. Very rich in iron. :P


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11 Feb 2023, 3:43 pm

I was going to join a shoplifting gang but changed my mind when I found out how heavy shops are.


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14 Feb 2023, 8:21 pm

Double Retired wrote:
I was going to join a shoplifting gang but changed my mind when I found out how heavy shops are.


I am the leader of a shoplifting gang! Care to join us?! :twisted:


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