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18 Aug 2011, 11:54 am

Einstein entirely financed his education by making Plasticine models of dragonflies and selling them.


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18 Aug 2011, 11:55 am

There's squirrels in my pants!


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18 Aug 2011, 11:56 am

every poster in this thread is a liar

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18 Aug 2011, 11:59 am

Moose are lighter than air.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:14 pm

The first elephant flew in 1958.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:16 pm

Archimedes wore an aqualung.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:18 pm

World peace was achieved in 1503. It lasted untill a huge anti-peace uprise in 1595.



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18 Aug 2011, 12:22 pm

Toothbrushes often think about plates and occasionally, saucers.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

Life is very easy to get through.



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18 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

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18 Aug 2011, 12:43 pm

I invented the self-extinguishing teabag.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:45 pm

The greeting cards are coming, the greeting cards are coming, THE GREETING CARDS ARE COMING, GET OUT YOUR CURTAINS AND FIGHT TILL YOU SEE GREEN AND BLUE BECAUSE THE GREETING CARDS ARE COMING!! !! 8O 8O


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18 Aug 2011, 12:45 pm

I love the human race, and I want to be just like them, they are just so patient, kind and understanding.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:47 pm

NONE OF THIS SENTENCE IS CAPITALIZED, IN FACT, I AM GETTING A LITTLE BIT ANNOYED BY THE LACK OF CAPITALIZATION IN THIS SENTENCE!! !!


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18 Aug 2011, 12:49 pm

I agree with a lot of people.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:51 pm

Let's eat grandma.


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