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16 Aug 2011, 5:35 am

i'm not a virgin, and rush limbaugh is kind and buff.



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16 Aug 2011, 5:57 am

Charlie Sheen can wrong every right.



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16 Aug 2011, 6:09 am

I just love when people is late, because waiting for someone is so relaxing! I could stay all day waiting!



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16 Aug 2011, 7:17 am

I can wait until after breakfast to check my threads on WP. Honest.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:51 am

I'm not hungry.



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16 Aug 2011, 8:03 am

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16 Aug 2011, 8:15 am

My previous post in this thread is genius.



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16 Aug 2011, 8:17 am

I got almightily drunk last night.



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16 Aug 2011, 9:06 am

My real name is Alphonsus J. Pilkington-Shagpile-Jones III and I am a rhinoceros.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:29 am

I was there to see the dinosaurs.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:33 am

^^ Psh. I have a Tyrannosaurus in my garden shed. 8)


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16 Aug 2011, 10:39 am

^ Well I doubt you could have fitted four of them in your cart like I did a few million years ago!


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16 Aug 2011, 10:45 am

I have suckers instead of feet.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:47 am

I am the 13th archduke of Boise.



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16 Aug 2011, 10:48 am

Life is actually a very advanced virtual reality game, I have got the game manual and a bunch of cheatcodes.



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16 Aug 2011, 10:55 am

I think Angelina Jolie is the best American actress alive (and she is my favorite actress, by the way - I've seen all her movies, including "Changeling", for which I think she deserved the Oscar).



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