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Britain has a Strong and Stable Government (TM) and everyone knows it.

Joe Biden is really America's first non-affilated leader of this country.

Street vendors sell streets.

I think abortion is the best thing that's ever happened.

The spectrum isn't real, the UN made it all up.

Don't leave food unattended near open upstairs windows - it attracts owlbears, and that can go bad VERY quickly.

There are no such thing as "haunted places", it's all folklore and campfire tales made sensationalist.

I'm not a root vegetable at all, I'm really an artificially intelligent bot created by Elon Musk as an experiment in social engineering.

I think that Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo cereal would be a real hit. Little, brown poo shaped marshmallows.

My grandfather is not the second eldest child among 14 siblings. He didn't have at least 10 sisters.
Nope. He didn't have siblings younger than his youngest of children. And those children weren't my aunts!
My mom probably wasn't parentified and sent to abroad to work at age 19. That never happened.

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Badger jam is a thing - spread it thickly on owl slices.

^ Thanks for the recipe hint. That would go nicely with my hedgehog flavour crisps.

After seeing the above I did a little checking and I am pleased to report that it appears I cannot buy some Hedgehog Flavored Crisps for my bride. I know she would've hated them.

James T. Kirk is a wasp.

The Earth landings were faked. Astronauts have gone into orbit and even landed on the Moon, but it was a one-way trip. It's impossible to get a spaceship back down through the atmosphere without it burning up. NASA and Roscosmos both employ impersonators to make it look like their astronauts got home safely.

^ Buzz Aldrin slapped a journalist for saying that!

Lie: Buzz Aldrin will be paying you a visit soon.