Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Random Discussion

Post a blatant lie

Page 1050 of 1177 [ 18827 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1047, 1048, 1049, 1050, 1051, 1052, 1053 ... 1177  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Double Retired
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 Jul 2020
Age: 69
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,250
Location: U.S.A.         (Mid-Atlantic)

17 Jan 2021, 12:49 pm

Uranus is orange.


_________________
When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.


Udinaas
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Sep 2020
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,266

17 Jan 2021, 1:08 pm

Uranus isn't gassy.



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 113,739
Location: the island of defective toy santas

17 Jan 2021, 1:12 pm

pluto doesn't have a :heart: on.



Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 65,715
Location: Over there

17 Jan 2021, 1:20 pm

The Bride of Frankenstein is a factual documentary.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 49
Gender: Male
Posts: 113,554
Location: Stalag 13

17 Jan 2021, 3:01 pm

I don't want to punch Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Kamila Harris. I love all three of them to pieces.


_________________
Who wants to adopt a Sweet Pea?


maycontainthunder
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Mar 2020
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,875

17 Jan 2021, 3:09 pm

I have dug many holes today



Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 65,715
Location: Over there

17 Jan 2021, 6:13 pm

Peanuts fart, but only when surprised.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 49
Gender: Male
Posts: 113,554
Location: Stalag 13

17 Jan 2021, 6:17 pm

I love to celebrate the differences between men and women and I do it very well.


_________________
Who wants to adopt a Sweet Pea?


Aprilviolets
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,071

17 Jan 2021, 6:19 pm

Purple is not my favourite colour.



Caroline20
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Nov 2020
Gender: Female
Posts: 642
Location: Apex, North Carolina

17 Jan 2021, 7:48 pm

Iggy Azalea has springs.

viewtopic.php?t=392927


_________________
Go Braves. [(^^)]}


dragonsanddemons
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2011
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 6,659
Location: The Labyrinth of Leviathan

17 Jan 2021, 7:52 pm

Today I literally dug my own grave. Then after I was buried, I dug my way out of it.


_________________
Yet in my new wildness and freedom I almost welcome the bitterness of alienage. For although nepenthe has calmed me, I know always that I am an outsider; a stranger in this century and among those who are still men.
-H. P. Lovecraft, "The Outsider"


Edna3362
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,504
Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔

17 Jan 2021, 10:03 pm

I have never punched someone as a kid.
I have never punched someone as a teenager.
I have never punched someone as an adult.

:lol: :lol: :oops:

And I started all those fights, unprovoked too.


_________________
Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 49
Gender: Male
Posts: 113,554
Location: Stalag 13

17 Jan 2021, 10:15 pm

I'd love to have a visit from Twilight Woman tonight. The two of us can fool around in bed together. :wink:


_________________
Who wants to adopt a Sweet Pea?


Aprilviolets
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,071

17 Jan 2021, 10:16 pm

I won't be getting my new kitchen.



Edna3362
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,504
Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔

18 Jan 2021, 8:11 am

There's a little fletching running in a hamster wheel inside my stomach.

Too bad it's not butterflies. I could've let flying butterflies out of my mouth.


_________________
Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.


maycontainthunder
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Mar 2020
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,875

18 Jan 2021, 11:08 am

I let butterflies out the other end.