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14 Aug 2011, 8:47 pm

I am looking forward to my nieces visit.


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14 Aug 2011, 9:25 pm

Miley Cyrus is a great role model


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14 Aug 2011, 9:26 pm

nick007 wrote:
Miley Cyrus is a great role model


Lol to that. Justin Beiber is my role model.



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14 Aug 2011, 9:29 pm

if you do not accept God (which one?) as your lord and savior you will go to hell.



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14 Aug 2011, 10:44 pm

I'll go with my usual one: My name is Elmer J. Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.



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14 Aug 2011, 10:53 pm

pree10shun wrote:
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Too much sex makes you blind.


but it can... not in the literal sense though.. but you get vision problems

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... google.com

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High frequency sex activity can give you vision problems and eye disorders. If an orgasm induces excessive glutamate in the nervous synapse, photoreceptors or retinal extracellular space, and aging effect on the retinal circuitry will be observed, if severe enough it can be damaged or even blacken out.


So that's what happened...


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14 Aug 2011, 10:57 pm

This thread proves aspies can't lie because everything we are saying here is true.



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14 Aug 2011, 11:35 pm

I think that it would be awesome to have a Zwinky. I love girly things like that.


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14 Aug 2011, 11:42 pm

I eat meat. :lol:


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14 Aug 2011, 11:43 pm

I haven't eaten a banana in a month, but you don't see me bragging about it.


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14 Aug 2011, 11:47 pm

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I haven't eaten a banana in a month, but you don't see me bragging about it.


Nope....no bragging going on. :lol:


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14 Aug 2011, 11:51 pm

I love teenage NT males who are ignorant who have nothing better to do than to jump out at people who are different and try to scare them. They make me feel very special inside.


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14 Aug 2011, 11:54 pm

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I love teenage NT males who are ignorant who have nothing better to do than to jump out at people who are different and try to scare them. They make me feel very special inside.


You mean the same ones that like to creep out of parking lots in the middle of the night while you're running and make you almost call the police? Yea, they're great.


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14 Aug 2011, 11:59 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
pree10shun wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
Too much sex makes you blind.


but it can... not in the literal sense though.. but you get vision problems

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... google.com

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High frequency sex activity can give you vision problems and eye disorders. If an orgasm induces excessive glutamate in the nervous synapse, photoreceptors or retinal extracellular space, and aging effect on the retinal circuitry will be observed, if severe enough it can be damaged or even blacken out.


So that's what happened...


:lol: is your eyesight bad?



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15 Aug 2011, 12:04 am

Ray Davies is my favourite Kink and I'm extra tall and slender like him.


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15 Aug 2011, 12:13 am

I hate rabbits. They creep me out.

Spiders, on the other hand, are cute and fuzzy, which is why I have one in my avatar.


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