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17 Aug 2011, 3:56 pm

Mother Teresa always travelled by pogo stick.


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17 Aug 2011, 3:57 pm

I'm a bad writer, have a low vocabulary, and am not an eloquent speaker when I know what I want to say.


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17 Aug 2011, 3:57 pm

One of the Great Lakes is named for Mother Superior.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:00 pm

Nuns are best served on toast.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:02 pm

Bill Clinton is married to an attractive woman.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:04 pm

My full name contains 812 characters.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:07 pm

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17 Aug 2011, 4:13 pm

John Wayne isn't dead, he's actually living in the attic in my house.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:14 pm

Many people have successfully tamed weevils.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:17 pm

Deleting System 32 will make your PC faster.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:18 pm

I'm in a good mood.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:23 pm

^ I'll try and make you feel worse.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:50 pm

Basketballs are the exact same size as baseballs.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:06 pm

If you mix canned cheese and oscar meyer hotdogs you get foie gras.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:16 pm

I just got voted to be president of the earth.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:21 pm

I just ran twelve miles.