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17 Aug 2011, 5:21 pm

I just ran twelve miles.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:26 pm

I live in Antarctica.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:27 pm

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17 Aug 2011, 5:27 pm

I HATE cones.


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17 Aug 2011, 5:57 pm

I don't use internet forums. At all.



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17 Aug 2011, 6:05 pm

MakaylaTheAspie hates video games, particularly Ratchet & Clank.

Edit: I never make typos, ever. I did not edit this post to correct one.



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17 Aug 2011, 6:05 pm

I don't even know what an internet forum is!


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17 Aug 2011, 6:14 pm

I've never encountered a member of a forum with the username 'TenPencePiece'.



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17 Aug 2011, 6:18 pm

I have successfully smuggled three Bison through airport customs in one trip.


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17 Aug 2011, 6:22 pm

I have never seen a screen.



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17 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

I'm an MI5 employee.



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17 Aug 2011, 6:26 pm

Orange juice is a perfect substitute for petrol, and I've used strawberry jam instead of oil for years.


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17 Aug 2011, 6:35 pm

I enjoyed The Dark Knight just as much as everyone else did. I think it's a masterpiece and not even remotely overrated.



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17 Aug 2011, 6:37 pm

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17 Aug 2011, 6:40 pm

I have have plenty of cash for a takeaway but I do not want one.


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17 Aug 2011, 6:45 pm

Since submarines are so cheap (and so useful in the desert where I live), I decided to buy one. It's most useful feature is a screen door. So much more watertight than those silly solid ones.


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