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15 Aug 2011, 7:15 pm

dogs are made from SCSI harddrives, on wednesdays only

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15 Aug 2011, 7:18 pm

Tequila wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

I detest your bad wishes.

I hope even worse for you. I hope you get put in a pie.

That's so mean! I do not thank you.

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15 Aug 2011, 7:20 pm

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Horses speak fluent French.

Now wait, this one is not a lie. Do you have a French See'N'Say? Pull the string and horse says "Le Whi-n-nney"

Blast! Or 'Il blast!', according to ol' Masie out in the paddock.

Eels produce many satirical plays, therefore Alexander Pope was a Sargasso eel.

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15 Aug 2011, 7:48 pm

Beethoven wrote his 5th symphony for the banjo.

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15 Aug 2011, 7:50 pm

Al Gore created the internet

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15 Aug 2011, 7:54 pm

Sargasso eels come from the planet Sargasso.

Link to Sargasso's info: http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Sargasso

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15 Aug 2011, 7:56 pm

This is my least successful topic ever.

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15 Aug 2011, 9:27 pm

I am not a nerd. :nerdy:

Also, I hate books. :study:

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15 Aug 2011, 9:28 pm

I am good at math and when I jumped off the back of the couch with my superwoman cape...I actually flew while doing trig in my head

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15 Aug 2011, 9:41 pm

I limit myself to one or two threads only.

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15 Aug 2011, 9:44 pm

URtheALIEN wrote:

I limit myself to one or two threads only.

I limit myself to one or two posts a day. :lol:

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