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ScientistOfSound
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18 Aug 2011, 8:08 am

I am perfectly normal!



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18 Aug 2011, 10:23 am

This post is very creative.



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18 Aug 2011, 10:28 am

I have a switch which turns the sun on and off.


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18 Aug 2011, 10:37 am

Somethimes I stop time wich causes random glitches to occur in the universe.



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18 Aug 2011, 10:44 am

Mercury gave birth to me.


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18 Aug 2011, 10:54 am

I'm a mean dinosaur. Rrrrrarr.


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18 Aug 2011, 11:01 am

I live in a large flying stone castle, guarded by dragons.



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18 Aug 2011, 11:54 am

Einstein entirely financed his education by making Plasticine models of dragonflies and selling them.


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18 Aug 2011, 11:55 am

There's squirrels in my pants!


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18 Aug 2011, 11:56 am

every poster in this thread is a liar

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18 Aug 2011, 11:59 am

Moose are lighter than air.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:14 pm

The first elephant flew in 1958.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:16 pm

Archimedes wore an aqualung.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:18 pm

World peace was achieved in 1503. It lasted untill a huge anti-peace uprise in 1595.



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18 Aug 2011, 12:22 pm

Toothbrushes often think about plates and occasionally, saucers.


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